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Jews
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Just because someone is jewish does not mean that they are kosher. Ok, good.
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My stuff
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my sn is Nickel Oss just incase you want to im me and this is my web page.
My Life
this is my life. i live in the small long island town of oyster bay. ia m in the seventh grade and am 12 years old. My name is nick chakiryan. my favorite food is cheese. I have a girlfriend named ashley. she is nice.
There is a kid named mike g in my grade that is really fat. he put a hole in his deck jumping up and down. He is really mean and every makes fun of him. Hes sorta like our verbal punching bag. Everyone hates him.
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Dises
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Your dad's dick is so small that he has to use a condominium.
If my dog were as ugly as you i'd shave his ass and make him walk backwards!
Your moms so fat that when your dad hears a blowdrier he pulls down his pants.
Your moms teeth are so yellow i cant believe its not butter.
Your moma smells so bad she made right guard turn left.
Your momas soo ugly that whenever she looks out the window she gets arrested for mooning.
Your momas so stupid that when i said that it was chili outside she grabbed a bowl and spoon.
I AM PLANNING TO ADD MORE STUFF SO IM ME SOME MORE DISSES.
Funnies
So one day a guy walks into a bar and sees a little music box playing beautiful music. He asks the bartender what is in the musuic box.
The bartender opened the box and there was a 12 inch piano player in the box with a litle piano.
"How did you get that?" said the man
"I have a magic genie,"said the bartender,"but he cant hear too well."
He hands the man the man the magic lamp.
"I wish i had a million bucks !" he says
Then 1 million ducks waddle into the room.
"wait, i wished for money, not birds!" he said
"what!", said the bartender,"you think i asked for a 12 inch pianist?!?!"
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